She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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