Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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