I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
pop tarts are not kleenex
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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