But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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