My friends, they love my intelligence
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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