So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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