Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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