Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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