ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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