did you get engaged???
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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