He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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