I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
