I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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