Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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