I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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