so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
