she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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