a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Someone came in the potted fern
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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