But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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