Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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