i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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