I don't think brook has ever known best
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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