If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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