we have officially lost it.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Bring me that man meat
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Randomize
