I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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