I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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