You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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