But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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