We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
