His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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