i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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