I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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