So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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