Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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