oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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