let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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