I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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