doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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