i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
did i walk over a car last night?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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