dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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