Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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