is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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