I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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