He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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