I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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