i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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