why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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