WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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