Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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