She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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